Helm of the Rhino (Slinger)

Description (Slinger)
Helm of the Rhino

One of my buddies took one of my mithril alloyed metals and made a dildo-attached helmet out of it. It’s made of one of the finest metals out there, but it also looks ridiculous. It was also made by an amateur blacksmith, so the durability isn’t great. Please buy it. One left in stock!

Enchantments: One-Size-Fits-Most, Magic Resistant

Price: $60,000

Reference
Chapter 70 "Nothing Shocking"