…AND IT'S A HOMERUN! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOHN NEWMAN HAS BATTED A HOME RUN!!! (Science)

…AND IT'S A HOMERUN! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOHN NEWMAN HAS BATTED A HOME RUN!!!
John Newman, you have finally achieved the ultimate achievement that most teens yearn for; Having sex with someone. Congratulations are in order that it did not go to waste, as Clotho herself was not sure whether it would or not.

+2 Endurance

+2 Libido

+2 Strength

+2 Inches to Dick Size

Fucking Mastery Unlocked

Reference
Chapter 41 "The Residents of the Barrow"