Dargon, the patted one



Description (Des)
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Dargon

Lvl derp: Guardian creature

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Description
Twice the being flapped its wings, and the dust that scattered created a cloud through which John’s eyes could not spy. His ears, however, picked up the sound of the being taking flight.

A majestic emerald sparkle on its scaled body, the mythical creature, a dragon, bridged the distance at an enormous speed. The golden spikes along its back glistened tremendously in the sunlight as it landed in the arena and reared its mighty head as it roared a single word: “PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS.” the derpy dragon spoke in an impressive voice that just didn’t fit his playful tone.

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Description
A small, derpy ghost appeared.

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Description (Slinger)
The little guy didn’t look nearly as distressed as he should have.

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Abilities

 * Can fly
 * Derp Magic?
 * Derp Projections

Trivia

 * Dargon originally was a recurring cameo character that eventually became an author.
 * Dargon claims he is a derp physicist .